A question for the ages that even the Mighty Bosstones once asked.
I think we can all relate to that one missing sock after a fresh load of laundry. What happens to them is one of life's mysteries. They must have some kind of premeditated escape plan that happens during the dryer - basket change over. They use the static cling to scale down the side of the machine like a high tech thief on an extension wire down the side of a skyscraper. But after all, who could blame them? They don't have the best job in the world. I guess its just they're version of a major career change.
No matter what the cause, reason or phenomenon, it's a part of life, though it doesn't make it any less irritating. If socks and laundry machines existed in the times of great kings and be-headings, I think it would have meant the demise of many royal servants.
So, join in the search for missing socks everywhere. Maybe they'll eventually turn up with Jimmy Hoffa and the five Navy Avengers lost in the Bermuda Triangle.